18 Funny Hot Sauce Names

You could call some of these hot sauces with funny names as novelty hot sauces, but a lot of them are still really flavorful! Hot sauce is a competitive market so sometimes it takes a name that will make you laugh or be that perfect gift for a friend to stand out! 

Here are some of the funniest hot sauce names out there!  You can check out sauces in our online store as well. 

Angry Goat Pepper Co in VT has some epic hot sauces and funny names to go with them. Some of my favorite funny hot sauce names from Angry Goat Pepper are Sweaty Beaver, Hock Cock, and Cool Hippo Hot Sauce. 
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Don't Piss Me Off- A straight forward habanero hot sauce, and don't argue with it! 
SHART is a line of hot sauces made in small batches in Sweeden.

Getting Political!

Orange Impeachment 
Fear the Burn - Whether you’re an adamant supporter of the Bern, a staunch opponent, or simply just love a well-rounded sauce, the Bern is definitely something to fear.


Trailer Trash Hot Sauce- Made in the trunk of a Trans-Camero in Riverhaven, Indiana by the Johnson clan. Put a dollop on yer kid's tongue when they cuss, the'll quit doin' it. 

The Hottest Fuckin’ Hot Sauce - With the Hottest fuckin' hot sauce, it is easy to please the guy or girl asking for a bottle of the hottest hot sauce. Just hand them a bottle of the Hottest Fuckin’ Sauce and there won't be any more questions.


Dr. Chilemeister's PHD of Pain Hot Sauce- Here is the Prescription for those who enjoy intolerable heat. Dr. Chilemeister's sick and evil deadly brew should be used with caution. Pain can become addictive!
Mariachi NingaEast meets West when jalapenos, blue agave, and matcha tea come together. Made by Sh' That's Hot

Ass-related sauces!

Slap My Ass and Call Me Sally- Said the person who originally made this sauce!


Kiss Your Ass Goodbye Hot Sauce- A nice blend of habanero and garlic that also has a label that is nice one the eyes! 


Slap Ya Mama Hot Sauce- The story behind this sauce is that people tried Walker's hot sauce and told him it needed a name. The owner would often proclaim, ”When you use this sauce, the food tastes so good, you’ll receive a loving slap on the back and a kiss on the cheek for creating such a great tasting Cajun dish.” And that’s how the Walker & Son’s Cajun brand Slap Ya Mama was born in the proud Cajun town of Ville Platte, Louisiana.


Ass in the Tub Hot Sauce

Bubba's Butt Blaster X-Hot Sauce- A mustard, apple cider vinegar, habanero sauce


Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce - The good news is this sauce is delicious and full of flavor and heat! The bad news is it Burns Both Ways! Like the bottle says, "If you think it's hot when you eat, wait 'til you take the seat!" Yikes, Keep your eye on this doctor!


Anal Angst 

Looking to try or find new flavorful sauces? Check out the Craft Hot Sauce Club which selects the most flavorful small-batch hot sauces delivered right to your door.

Comment below and tell us which name you thought was the funniest craft hot sauce name on the list.

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