You could call some of these hot sauces with funny names novelty gifts, but a lot of them are still really flavorful! Hot sauce is a competitive market so sometimes it takes a funny hot sauce name to stand out. Who's idea was it for these crazy names?
Here are some of the funniest hot sauce names out there! You can check out some craft hot sauces in our online store
Angry Goat Pepper Co in VT has some epic hot sauces and funny names to go with them. Some of my favorite funny hot sauce names from Angry Goat Pepper are Sweaty Beaver, Hot Cock, and Cool Hippo Hot Sauce.
Find more Angry Goal Pepper Co here!
Don't Piss Me Off- A straight forward habanero hot sauce, and don't argue with it!
SHART - This one is a line of hot sauces made in small batches in Sweden. Hopefully the Shart stays in the bottle, and not in your pants... too far?
Orange Impeachment - This one speaks for itself, whether you love 'em or you hate 'em, you have to admit this hot sauce is one of a kind.
Fear the Burn - Whether you’re an adamant supporter of the Bern, a staunch opponent, or simply just love a well-rounded sauce, the Bern is definitely something to fear.
Trailer Trash Hot Sauce- Made in the trunk of a Trans-Camero in Riverhaven, Indiana by the Johnson clan. Put a dollop on yer kid's tongue when they cuss, and the'll quit doin' it.
The Hottest Fuckin’ Hot Sauce - With the Hottest Fuckin' Hot Sauce, it is easy to please the guy or girl asking for a bottle of the hottest hot sauce. Just hand them a bottle of the Hottest Fuckin’ Sauce and there won't be any more questions.
Dr. Chilemeister's PHD of Pain Hot Sauce- Here is the prescription for those who enjoy intolerable heat. Dr. Chilemeister's sick and evil deadly brew should be used with caution. Pain can become addictive!
East meets West when jalapeños, blue agave, and matcha tea come together. Made by Sh' That's Hot
Slap My Ass and Call Me Sally- Said the person who originally made this sauce!
Kiss Your Ass Goodbye Hot Sauce- A nice blend of habanero and garlic that also has a label that is nice on the eyes!
Puckerbutt's Voodoo Prince Death Mamba -
This one's company name happens to be ass-related
but the name stands out as well. You can have your own Puckerbutt here!
Slap Ya Mama Hot Sauce - The story behind this sauce is that people tried Walker's hot sauce and told him it needed a name. The owner would often proclaim, ”When you use this sauce, the food tastes so good, you’ll receive a loving slap on the back and a kiss on the cheek for creating such a great tasting Cajun dish.” And that’s how the Walker & Son’s Cajun brand Slap Ya Mama was born in the proud Cajun town of Ville Platte, Louisiana.
Ass in the Tub Hot Sauce - With a deceivingly low amount of ingredients, I wouldn't underestimate a hot sauce that claims to 'put your ass in the tub.'
Bubba's Butt Blaster X-Hot Sauce- A mustard, apple cider vinegar, habanero sauce
Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce - The good news is this sauce is delicious and full of flavor and heat! The bad news is it Burns Both Ways! Like the bottle says, "If you think it's hot when you eat, wait 'til you take the seat!" Yikes, Keep your eye on this doctor!
Anal Angst - Now that's gotta hurt
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Comment below and tell us which name you thought was the funniest craft hot sauce name on the list.